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striders:

last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

Reblogged from The Krusty Kurloz
Tags: Mimi this u
naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 



Your chickens are nuts.


I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 


If you get extra large eggs <typicly at costco> it is almost GUARANTEED there are two eggs in those

naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 

Your chickens are nuts.

I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 

If you get extra large eggs <typicly at costco> it is almost GUARANTEED there are two eggs in those

Reblogged from Anders everywhere

Reblog if you’re a Hufflepuff

allonsyforever:

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.

(Also particularly good FINDERS).

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Slytherin x

Ravenclaw x

Reblogged from Anders everywhere

gaksdesigns:

Food Miniatures by Shay Aaron

Reblogged from Fresh Bullshit
Tags: tiny food

angerliz:

acatnamedhercules:

petition to start referring to wildly OOC shit designed to make people cry as “weepypasta”

#finally a term to replace sadstuck

Reblogged from Free Neptune 2014
sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

Reblogged from [enda sobbing]

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
Reblogged from obessions yo
roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

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